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Be warned there is a giant rectangle out there according to experts via The Syrup Trap .
REGINA (The News Desk) — Residents of Saskatchewan were put on high alert today after Environment Canada placed the entire province under a “giant rectangle” warning.
“It has come to our attention that the entire province of Saskatchewan, if you ignore the natural curvature of the earth, is a perfect rectangle,” announced Dave Phillips, a senior climatologist with Environment Canada. “A really, really big rectangle.
“We thought it would be prudent to let everybody know, just to be on the safe side.”
No major injuries have been reported since the alert was issued; however, provincial authorities remain on guard.
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